I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
