Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
