I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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