This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
And then my night got REAL pukey
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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