Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dear god my vagina.
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