Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
MIDGETS
????
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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