i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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