Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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