Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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