What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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