The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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