No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.