I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Your dad touched me again.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.