idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.