Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
25 Seemingly Normal Things That Give Some People Massive Anxiety
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder