Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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