She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
