Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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