Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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