Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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i wish my penis had a tongue
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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