road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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