I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think I am morally bankrupt
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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