I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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