Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning

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(512): View more from Texas

You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.

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(530): View more from California

it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam

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(248): View more from Michigan

Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.

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(330): View more from Ohio

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!

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(204): View more from Manitoba

As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"

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