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• (614): View more from Ohio

  shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way

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• (858): View more from California

  Fuck U Mike is a golden god.

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  Mike give steph back her phone.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas

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• (415): View more from California

  You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads

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• (716): View more from New York

  Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house

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