Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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