He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
third nipple confirmed
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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