Your face is a jimmy john
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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