ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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