i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
