Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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