Me too!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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