Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
false alarm, still single
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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