Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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