I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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