White coat. Heels.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
