Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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