The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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