Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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