i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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