So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
