to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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