Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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