Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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