There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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