why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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