What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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