yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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