shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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