Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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