flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You've changed since you got that strap on
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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