She said her name was "party"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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