Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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