i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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