she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I would ride that face into the sunset
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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