thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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