I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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