i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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