In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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